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Does a $200 bottle of wine really taste ten times better than a $20 one? Bianca Bosker set out on an adventurous journey to discover the secrets behind wine culture, tasting, and mastery.

1. Becoming a Sommelier Requires an Obsessive Dedication

Wine may seem simple to most people, but for top sommeliers, it’s a world of incredibly fine detail and obsessive learning. Bosker discovered this when she encountered sommeliers preparing for rigorous global competitions. The field is not just about pouring wine – it’s about identifying complex details like the grape, vintage, and region from a single sip.

Bosker’s curiosity was piqued when she watched Véronique Rivest, a female finalist in a Sommelier World Championship, perform a blind tasting. Rivest identified a multitude of complex details in seconds: the wine was from Maharashtra, India, made of Chenin Blanc grapes, and a vintage from 2011. The level of precision and sensory refinement seemed superhuman to Bosker, but it was attained through years of practice.

Fascinated, Bosker left her journalism career to embark on an immersive journey into the competitive and demanding world of sommeliers. She aimed for the Certified Sommelier Exam, where she would need to master blind tastings, wine knowledge, and service skills.

Examples

• Sommeliers must identify wines down to their tiniest details under 180 seconds.
• Bosker sacrificed her former career to immerse herself in the wine world.
• Competitions combine sensory finesse with detailed knowledge of wine regions and grapes.

2. Sommeliers Consider Smell and Taste Sacred Skills

Sommeliers focus deeply on training their senses. Improving smell and taste isn’t just encouraged – it’s essential. They treat their palates like Olympic athletes treat their muscles: as tools to be protected and sharpened.

Wine experts recommend specific exercises, including tasting as many variations of foods as possible. Ian Cauble, a master sommelier, advised Bosker to catalog a range of citrus fruits: overripe, underripe, peels, and piths. Others suggested licking stones to understand minerality in wine – an idea that sounds odd but helps sommeliers distinguish nuanced flavors.

Top sommeliers even adjust their lifestyle to protect their taste abilities. They carry specific toothpaste brands and carefully ration their diets to keep sensory benchmarks consistent wherever they go. Bosker learned that to excel in wine tasting, it’s vital to develop a precise sensory lexicon through constant practice.

Examples

• Sommelier Ian Cauble advised tasting fruits extensively, even experimenting with peels and pits.
• Some sommeliers lick red slate to detect iron, enhancing their minerality recognition in wines.
• Bosker was advised to always use the same toothpaste to avoid confusing her palate.

3. We Experience Flavor In Unexpected Ways

One surprising takeaway is how taste and smell interact to create what we describe as “flavor.” Most people mistakenly think flavor comes solely from taste buds, but science says otherwise: smell often has an even stronger influence.

Bosker highlights how holding your nose while drinking coffee leaves you with nothing but bitterness – the true taste of coffee without its aromatic profile. Similarly, people who lose their sense of smell often believe they’ve lost their ability to taste. This blended sensory experience reveals that smell is central to flavor.

Bosker underwent smell training to strengthen her abilities. Inspired by a German study, she sniffed essential oils like eucalyptus and citrus twice daily. Over time, she noticed improved sensitivity and clarity in her evaluations. Smell, it turns out, is a skill that anyone can train.

Examples

• Holding your nose while drinking coffee exposes how its true taste is dominated by bitterness.
• A University of Pennsylvania study confirmed most “taste loss” is actually impaired smell.
• Bosker’s routine sniff-training improved her identification of wine aromas.

4. Wine’s Secrets Lie in Simple Practices

Understanding wine starts with mastering straightforward steps. Bosker broke down wine tasting into four easy motions: look, smell, sip, and feel. Each step reveals clues about the wine’s quality and characteristics.

Examining the glass shows alcohol levels through tears or “legs,” the streaks left behind as wine flows. Slow, thick tears indicate higher alcohol content, while thinner streaks suggest less. Smelling comes next and involves long, focused sniffs to detect all present aromas. The trick is to approach the glass from different angles.

When sipping, tasters look for tannins, which create a dry, textured sensation in the mouth. Lastly, they assess the body or weight of the wine, which corresponds to the alcohol and texture. Training these abilities transforms the drinking experience into a deeper exploration of flavor.

Examples

• Thick, slow tears on a wineglass indicate higher alcohol content.
• Tannins leave a dry, sandpaper-like sensation, signaling certain grape varieties.
• Light-, medium-, and full-bodied wines mirror the textures of skim milk, whole milk, and cream.

5. Sommeliers Excel at Understanding People

Success in wine service isn’t just about expertise; it’s about catering to the customer. Bosker learned that sommeliers must interpret customers’ preferences, even when they provide unclear or inaccurate descriptions.

Victoria James, a skilled New York sommelier, mastered this balance. For instance, if a guest orders the “biggest, fullest” wine for a table eating fish, her goal isn’t just to match the wine to the food. She also ensures the choice reflects the customer’s image of themselves – offering both personal satisfaction and proper pairing.

Wine service is lucrative too. Sommeliers can sell bottles costing hundreds or even thousands of dollars, turning wine recommendations into high-stakes decisions. Their success depends on knowing both bottles and people intimately.

Examples

• Guests often describe the wines they want incorrectly, leaving sommeliers to gently guide them.
• Sommeliers cater to emotions, linking choices to deeper self-perception issues.
• Some guests drop $500–$1,000 on special bottles, relying heavily on sommelier expertise.

6. Good Wine is Simply Irresistible

For all the nuances, wine’s purpose remains clear – it should be enjoyable. Bosker found that, at its core, good wine is defined by its drinkability.

Price often correlates with quality up to a point. A $60 bottle generally surpasses a $6 wine in craftsmanship. However, wine beyond $600 often reflects rarity more than taste, as collectible bottles fetch high prices for their scarcity. Meanwhile, many inexpensive wines are chemically adjusted for consistency, raising questions about what “good” wine really means.

Ultimately, Bosker defines quality simply: “You should want another sip.” A truly memorable wine invites you to savor it again and again.

Examples

• NYU research shows spending over $600 on wine reflects scarcity, not better taste.
• Mass market wines are often manipulated with additives like oak chips and Mega Purple concentrate.
• Bosker valued drinkability above all, devoid of price or pretense.

7. Traditional Tasting Notes Confuse the Average Drinker

Tasting notes often feel bizarre or intimidating, like “apple blossom” or “dusty road.” To everyday drinkers, they provide little clarity. Bosker even found a study where amateur wine tasters couldn’t match wines to their descriptors effectively.

Ann Noble simplified wine descriptions with her Wine Aroma Wheel. Designed around supermarket smells, the wheel avoids confusing terms. It trades extravagant descriptions for accessible categories like fruity, earthy, or floral, making wine terminology relatable for all.

While Bosker appreciates simpler terms, she still loves playful metaphors. A Nebbiolo, likened to a male ballet dancer, adds a romantic touch to the experience.

Examples

• A study revealed participants couldn’t identify wines based on detailed tasting notes.
• Noble’s Wine Aroma Wheel introduced practical, recognizable categories for describing wine.
• Terms like “male ballet dancer” engage the imagination while describing a Nebbiolo.

8. Sommelier Service is an Art

The Certified Sommelier Exam involves more than wine theory; it requires elegant service skills under pressure. Bosker learned the finer points, like decanting over a candle to catch sediment, pouring clockwise around tables, and avoiding spills at all costs.

She practiced relentlessly for the exam, even decanting in her kitchen using inexpensive prosecco. Despite nerves, she performed perfectly on test day, opening sparkling wine gracefully and serving flawlessly. Mastery took perseverance, but she passed.

Bosker proved that wine, with commitment and effort, isn’t an intimidating mystery. It’s a skill anyone can conquer.

Examples

• The sommelier exam includes tasks like decanting wine to minimize sediment.
• Bosker practiced decanting sparkling wine daily to hone her muscle memory.
• Even under pressure, Bosker passed her sommelier exam on her first attempt.

Takeaways

1. Train your sense of smell and taste by experimenting with new foods and aromas daily.
2. Observe sommeliers while dining out, and trust their suggestions instead of defaulting to familiar choices.
3. When tasting wine, analyze its smell, sip it thoughtfully, and reflect on its body to discover new dimensions of enjoyment.